wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
THAT’S A HYRAX. Wombats are lower to the ground.
How can something be lower to the ground? Seriously!
(via minervasbiscuits)
Things with words attached.... sometimes.
When I find things that amuse or interest me, they'll probably end up here. Probably is the important part, not "end up here".
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May182013
6PM
WHAT THE HELL. That is a Dunkin’ Donuts donut case inside what looks to be a Subway, based on the chairs, tables, garbage cans, and pictures (plus the decor). And I’m pretty sure that’s a Dunkin’ Donuts uniform shirt lookalike, too.
Oh my god this is going to bother me for weeks.
(Source: aliblahblahb, via mickeymouskovich)
May92013
“[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix traffic grows. So I think people do want a great experience and they want access – people are mostly honest. The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving good options. One of the side effects of growth of content is an expectation to have access to it. You can’t use the internet as a marketing vehicle and then not as a delivery vehicle.”
Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)
Look, someone who gets it.
(via knitmeapony)
This actually came out of someone’s mouth IN THE BUSINESS?! My mind. It is blown.
(via ceebee-eebee)
I WANT to be able to get content legitimately. But when a company purposely puts barriers in my way for ANY reason (favored partners, more profit, etc.) I will, instead of working to overcome these barriers, look at alternate methods. I should not have to be a Sprint customer to get one song from a soundtrack; I should not have to sign up for a mailing list for the PRIVILEGE of buying a song, and I should have the ability to enjoy the content I pay for in the manner of my choosing, not the company’s. I will pay more for DVDs with digital copies included because of this, but I will actively avoid anything with Ultraviolet because it attempts to control how I view the content I own.
(via cericneesh)
(via beeftony)
April282013
A Haiku on shitty internet
why are you so slow
trying to procrastinate
like could you please not
Have you ever thought that maybe the internet wants to procrastinate too?
April212013
ONE OF YOU FUCKERS JUST SENT ME THIS AND SCARED ME SHITLESS
But then I laughed really hard.
Well played.
March172013
I just met Gail Simone! One of the awesomest people on Tumblr and a fantastic writer! And SHE is the one who published this post! =D (which is like signing someone’s blog, really!)
March12013
in which Sawyer is disproportionately distracted by a dick
I was walking home from the bookstore and I noticed that someone had drawn a huge dick in the wet cement at some point (surprise surprise) so I kept walking but as I was going along I was thinking “are we so artistically stunted as a generation that when we’re offered a blank canvas to leave a permanent mark on, all we can think to do is draw genitals? what does that say about us?”
and then it turned into “maybe it’s actually a clever and misunderstood commentary on the prevalence of the patriarchy and the use of cement demonstrates that while you can paint over something it’s going to be there permanently until a real change is made”
and that’s when I realized I’d walked two full miles past my house because I was lost in thought about gigantic cock that someone had drawn on the sidewalk and giggled like a tool the entire way home
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is one of the people I think is amazing.
It says something about me, I’m sure, but I’m not entirely sure what.
January182013
I can feel myself slowly turning into a nightblogger
- Saint Jimmy | AA: need sleep but I haven't reached the end of my dash yet
- Justin: Well
- Justin: You could leave the page open
- Justin: And then resume tomorrow where you left off
- Justin: Or you could accept that you don't always get to the end of the new posts on your dash
- Saint Jimmy | AA: I'm almost theeerrrreeee
- Justin: How do you knowwwww
- Saint Jimmy | AA: because reasons
- Justin: Because reasons doesn't work in this case
- Justin: You need because logic
- Saint Jimmy | AA: fuck logic, I'm a time lord.
- Saint Jimmy | AA: i do wwhat i wwand
- Saint Jimmy | AA: ...wwand
- Saint Jimmy | AA: wow
- Saint Jimmy | AA: now I'm Eridan.
- Justin: Go to bed lyssa you're sleepdrunk
January172013
Most of these are also known as “Reasons Justin wishes you weren’t a total lesbo”.
I have zero clue what to make of this GIF.
Okay, go for it! But be sure to post the pics publicly!
Here you go:
Well then. I was expecting something much closer to this.
Okay. Your place work? My bed’s really uncomfortable.
You can leave the horse mask on, that’s fine, honey.
(Source: misanthropic-librarian, via misanthropic-librarian)
January162013
Most of these are also known as “Reasons Justin wishes you weren’t a total lesbo”.
I have zero clue what to make of this GIF.
Okay, go for it! But be sure to post the pics publicly!
Here you go:
Well then. I was expecting something much closer to this.
Okay. Your place work? My bed’s really uncomfortable.
(Source: misanthropic-librarian, via misanthropic-librarian)
11PM
Most of these are also known as “Reasons Justin wishes you weren’t a total lesbo”.
I have zero clue what to make of this GIF.
Okay, go for it! But be sure to post the pics publicly!
(Source: misanthropic-librarian, via misanthropic-librarian)
11PM
Most of these are also known as “Reasons Justin wishes you weren’t a total lesbo”.
I have zero clue what to make of this GIF.
(Source: misanthropic-librarian)
December52012
My visit to the doctor:
- Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
- Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
- Nurse: "So he's your...."
- Me: "Friend."
- Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
- Me: "11."
- Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
- Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
- Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
- Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
- Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
- Me: "Uh. 0."
- Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
- Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
- Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
- Me: "With homosexuality."
- Nurse:
- Me:
- Nurse:
- Me: "I fuck girls."
November202012
The Elephant on the Aspie’s Lap
I’ve noticed that even in the ASD research community, virtually nobody talks about Aspergers, and I think I’ve figured out why. It’s because there’s a “face” of autism, but not Aspergers. Autism is this HORRIBLE THING that COMPLETELY CHANGES families, but Aspergers is the elephant in the room that sits on the Aspie’s lap and makes everything uncomfortable. And it’s just not true, but that’s the story that’s been sold to the public. That it’s either Autism or Allistic. That someone with Autism makes weird faces and always has a blank look. It’s why people with Autism get told “Oh, but you don’t LOOK autistic”. And it needs to stop. Aspergers is real, and it’s IMPORTANT. It can be as devastating as Autism to a family that isn’t dealing with it properly, but if it’s handled well, then it’s much less of a problem. Teachers and parents are taught the signs of Autism to look for, but not the signs of Aspergers. I know. I wasn’t diagnosed until I was 21, but after I was diagnosed, I had people who knew me when I was in kindergarten say “Well I had always wondered, but I thought he was just quiet!”
Is Autism important? Yes. But it’s being talked about, it’s BEEN talked about. Parents know what to look for (or at least think they do). Teachers know what to look for. What we need now is for people to start talking about Aspergers. To educate teachers and parents and counselors on what to look for, and on how to deal with it.
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